let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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