windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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