can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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