so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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