Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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