Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
