i jhust puked up my retainher.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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