Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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