when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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