you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just want to make out with him forever
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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