what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
