It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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