question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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