That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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