We're like a lot better than the average bears
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
This is my gift to your gina
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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