Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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