This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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