I like to think it a success when the cops are called
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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