I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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