And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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