4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
