I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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