Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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