some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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