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Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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