bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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