I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She bit a glass in half.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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