is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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