Apparently you make a good broom.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Michael Bay diarrhea
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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