Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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