HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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