Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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