you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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