this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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