so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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