I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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