Your dad touched me again.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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