The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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