Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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