Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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