Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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