Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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