Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just gargled with NyQuil
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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