I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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