I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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