Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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