after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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