so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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