Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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