Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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