i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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