But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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