Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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