If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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