CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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