New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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